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hello my name is sam and i'm your local neighbourhood prostitute ♥

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so what am i supposed to do? if i was you i'd hate me too

woodlesbian:

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

i just need a hug

kelseylorene:

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Coffee Break. Ushuaia, Argentina.

irlsuccubus:

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

i won’t be truly happy until every cat in the world likes me

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

theres been so many bot waves on this godforsaken site. erica and her video games, how does my theme look, bitcoin wallet bastard, I’m almost nostalgic for the days I could open my inbox and see a fan mail in shitty font begging me to check out totally-not-malware.gov

bots these days have no honor. no panache. no flair. not even a semblance of effort. “come fuck my ass babie” fuck your own damn ass you no talent having piece of shit. go code a trojan for your grandmas decade-old court stenographer chain email.

starstuffandalotofcoffee:

idk-i-cant-think:

curiosity-door-locked:

GUYS the 80s are back!!!!

Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,

synthpop, bomber jackets, a tyrannical mad woman runs the uk, incompetent child runs the us, the entire worlds in an economic crisis, doctor who

is this we didn’t start the fire

cartoon:

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                                 ho ho holy shit its christmas

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angryynaps:

Merry Christmas to all the other gay cousins

xantdu:

im not a fan of this sleeping alone thing anymore

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